16 Things Talkative Children Revealed About Their Parents

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Aug 11, 2018 12:00 AM EDT

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    Text - Hunter_meister79 281 points 3 hours ago I used to work at a church during the summer and one time and little boy just up and told me as we were walking to chapel that his daddy spanks his mommy with a wooden spoon after they go to bed. Obviously nothing illegal here but it was a funny story and the parents were informed that their little angel knew of their shenanigans and to have a talk with him.
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    Text - WholesaleBees 590 points 3 hours ago Little kid, just kind of babbling age, she couldn't talk properly but could say a few words. She was playing in the little play house and I heard her yell very clearly "get out of my house, rat bastard!" I wonder where she picked that up
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    Text - Brilliantchick1 1.1k points 5 hours ago My grandma owns a home daycare, and a female toddler that she babysat decided to try and pull down a male toddlers pants and "kiss his pee pee". My grandma immediately asked her where she learned that, and she said "my daddy". My grandma reported it and an investigation was done, and her family was actually very grateful that she did it. Even her dad. An investigation was done and they found nothing wrong and the parents 100% cooperated. Kids someti
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    Text - sleepycoder200 313 points 3 hours ago I was doing in home childcare for a respected, well to do local couple. The little boy, around three years old, asked to read "the mama book" before bed. Told him sure, just show me which one that is. He takes me into his parents' room, goes behind mom's nightstand and pulls out a very well loved Alcoholics Anonymous bible (think that's what they're called?). Needless to say, we did not read the mama book
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    Text - shadowofashadow 61 points 2 hours ago My mom was a teacher and one time the fire department came in to educate the kindergarten kids. They asked the kids to name different things in the house that are hot. The stove, the fireplace et... then one kid raises his hand and says "the weed is hot!". I don't think anything ever came of it. It was not the nicest neighborhood and this kind of thing wasn't all that surprising.
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    Text - DONT_PM_ME_BREASTS 247 points 3 hours ago The daycare people knew we were trying for baby number two because an ovulation test sticker got stuck on (soon to be) older brothers shoe.
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    Text - _thebaroness Score hidden 32 minutes ago Used to work at a daycare and the cutest little red headed boy said I have to go drain my snake. He told us that's his his uncle announces he has to go to the washroom. That was 25 years ago and I'll never forget it!
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    Text - obsolete16 244 points 2 hours ago edited 1 hour ago I teach two year olds, and we were asking the kids what their parents' names were, just to see if they knew. I asked a little boy, "What's mommy's name?" He says, "Michelle." Then I asked "What's daddy's name?" And he looks confused, as if he's trying to figure out the answer, but can't. So I ask, "What does Mommy call Daddy?" Assuming he would say John, instead he looked up at me and says, "Big Papa." I couldn't help but bust out laughi
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    Text - Korsola 676 points 4 hours ago I once had a little girl tell me she saw "daddy licking mommy like a doggy." That was hilarious and awkward. There were a handful of really sad cases where children would disclose neglect or abuse. One girl in particular had a meltdown one day when she had an accident in her underwear. Turned out that her mom would slap her around just gently enough to not leave a mark and lock her in a closet when she "misbehaved," which included accidents. Needless to say
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    Text - mommysababy 340 points 4 hours ago They tell me everything! If you lie to your daycare worker your child will spill the beans. I have lots of 3 year olds struggling with potty training Every single parent will tell me they're working with the child at home. Your kid will tell me if that's true or if you're just putting them in diaper as soon as you get home. Biggest thing I've been told. One little girl mentioned how her grandma tries to breastfeed her. Her grandma picked her up everyday
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    Text - Addama33 34 points 1 hour ago My son once told his class - and teacher- that "daddy drinks beer every morning ". It was Pepsi; he did not know the difference.
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    Text - aima9hat 64 points 1 hour ago 2 year old girl to my mother, her nursery teacher: "My mother says you're black." My mother: "Yes, I am." 2YO: "My mother says she doesn't like black people." My mother is (obviously) Black and a nursery teacher in a country where most other Black (African/American/Europeans) people are temporary residents only, so most locals have never really interacted directly with Black people Bonus: this little girl is Arab and apparently was also told by her mother tha
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    Text - AhhGeezRick 837 points 5 hours ago Idk if this counts. But a 3 year old told me he had belly aches everyday because mommy gave him to much sleepy juice. I said what's what? He didn't know. I brought it up to her and she said like it was all normal and fine, even with a little laugh "ah, yeah sometimes I give him a little bit to much NyQuil because the little shit doesn't sleep" and I was like Uhm no child that age should have any NyQuil! She laughed it off and said "oh he's been getting i
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    Text - usernames_r_stoopid 704 points 2 hours ago I dated a girl with 2 kids. I was watching them while she went to the doctor. She had a serious medical problem and she wanted the kids to not be there and see her all stressed out. Was watching toy story with her 3 year old daughter. I guess the daughter started understanding that her mom and i are more than friends. She said "Would you hit momma?" I was shocked and i said "of course not! What put that idea in your head?" And she teared up and s
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    Text - RicoDredd 826 points 3 hours ago When my son was 3 I bought my wife 'Titanic' on video - yes, it was a long time ago - for her birthday. He asked if he could watch it after nursery school. We said that it wasn't really a film for children, it was a film for grown ups, like mummy and daddy. When I picked him up later his nursery teacher was stifling her laughter as he had been telling everyone all day that it was his mummy's birthday that day and that daddy had bought mummy a special video
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    Text - WantsToBeUnmade 336 points 2 hours ago My cousin said he knew he and his wife had been fighting too much when he heard the kids playing house and his daughter yelled at his son (who was playing "husband.") "You always leave in the middle of an argument." "I have to go to work!" "You ALWAYS have to go to work!" It was word for word their most common argument to have.
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